About

Ah, the joys of modern society. People who miss the toilet seat, reality TV stars, celebrity worshippers, and flat-earthers. It's like they exist just to make our blood boil and our hair fall out. But why suffer in silence when you can vent your frustrations on a weekly podcast?

Meet Matthew and Juaquime, two middle-aged fathers trying to make sense of this ever-changing world. Join them as they unleash their rants on world events, everyday annoyances, and the general insanity of life. You'll hear them bitch about things they can't control, things that don't matter, and things that should be left to the pros.

So whether you're on the go or lounging at home, tune in to their hilarious podcast and revel in their collective loathing of those who drive us up the wall. And when they finally get it all out of their system, they'll sum it up with their signature phrase... "and that is why I hate you." Trust us, it's therapeutic.

Remember - this is just a silly podcast, it's meant to be entertainment. It's supposed to be fun. It's supposed to be funny. We use the word hate purely as hyperbole - there's enough actual hate in the world already. We love everyone, and we encourage you to do the same.